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November 2011
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WatchWatch
thedailywhat: PSA of the Day: Zach Anner, who famously won his OWN show on Oprah’s television network with the Interner’s help, will finally launch that show — Rollin’ With Zach — next month. Synopsis: In season one of Rollin’ With Zach, he travels from coast to coast, visiting Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, San Francisco, Las Vegas and Portland. Each episode is filled with humor and...
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October 2011
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“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life....”
– Steve Jobs Stanford Commencement Speech, June 12, 2005 (http://news.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505.html)
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September 2011
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Sep 27th
On The West Wing in 1999, Nick Offerman ("Ron...
mentalflossr: Here’s the clip. Pluie’s dead. 
Sep 23rd
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Sep 6th
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“Great day in the mornin’ people, victory is mine. I drink from the keg of...”
– (The West Wing) It’s my new mission to feel like this on most mornings.
Sep 6th
August 2011
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Aug 26th
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 7th
pattyj: Oh Books A Million; you and your hastily thrown together and unorganized “Drama” section As a former BAM employee, I feel obligated to tell you it’s one of the worst stores in the history of the universe and your soul will die if you stay in there too long. Also, don’t eat anything from the cafe. 
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July 2011
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Jul 29th
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Jay: New Low →
pattyj: toasteraffair: pattyj: I went and saw the midnight showing of Harry Potter. By myself. Do you want to know what my favorite part was? The Batman trailer. It must not have been the crowd’s thing though, because they were dead silent for that. They did, however, lose their shit at everything Neville did or said. I felt… Really? No one cheered for the Batman trailer? The people in...
Jul 15th
Jay: New Low →
pattyj: I went and saw the midnight showing of Harry Potter. By myself. Do you want to know what my favorite part was? The Batman trailer. It must not have been the crowd’s thing though, because they were dead silent for that. They did, however, lose their shit at everything Neville did or said. I felt… Really? No one cheered for the Batman trailer? The people in my theatre cheered...
Jul 15th
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April 2011
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March 2011
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February 2011
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“After careful consideration, including a review of my recommendation, the...”
– Attorney General Eric Holder, in an official statement announcing that President Obama has ordered the Department of Justice not to defend the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act’s infamous Section 3 (“the federal government defines marriage as a legal union between one man and one...
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My life right now: 
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January 2011
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December 2010
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I graduated college. 2010 is nearly over. I am moving to Greenville. Tonight, I had dinner with my sophomore year of college.
Dec 30th
November 2010
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The rest of my college career in numbers: 3 classes 2 magazine articles  2 finals 1 presentation
Nov 30th
Things happening in my life/Things I need to do in the next two months: My last round of finals as an undergrad Graduate College Find an apartment in Greenville Find a big people job or an internship in Greenville Move to Greenville Go to my roommates wedding on the other side of the country And most importantly… (kidding… maybe) HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART ONE
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October 2010
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Oct 22nd
The good: The next Harry Potter movie comes out in one month The terrifying: My lease ends in two months. If I don’t find a job before then, I will most likely have to move back in with my parents for a bit. 
Oct 20th
So… who wants to give me $600 so I can go to my room mates wedding?
Oct 15th
Dear on-campus bookstore, I don’t want nor do I need a bag. My cap and gown are already in a bag. Making me take one is both stupid and wasteful.  You should probably re-evaluate your policies if you beat out the DMV for the Most Annoying Place I Had to Go to Today Award.  Sincerely, Me
Oct 13th
And to think people laugh at my repulsion of... →
It looks icing. That totally just ruined the next cupcake I see with pink icing. 
Oct 7th
My weekend: Zombieland, chips, kettle corn, Salsaritas, playing with dogs in Petsmart, Italian Festival, wandering around the Statehouse grounds, ghost squirrel tails, Music Crawl, pretzels, not really caring about the approximately seven awkward situations in one room, lazy Sunday in bed, chinese food, fudgesicles… I had a good weekend.
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September 2010
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Sixteen hours at the Leatherneck volunteering for Mud Run = ridiculous farmers tan and a lot of soreness My entire body hurts. I didn’t know fingers could be sore. Tomorrow is going to be fun. I am not getting off my couch ever. 
Sep 26th